Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Skaree Stuf (Gest post bi Buster)

Mi mommee sed I cud rite this tuda -- ownlee becuz I convinzt her that I had sumtheeng portant tu sa.

I take good cayr of mi mommee. At leest, I do mi very best. I jus no wat is good and oh-kay, an wat is bad and not oh=kay.

Last week, theengs were NOT oh-kay. Furst, mommee found wet arownd big water dish in bathruum. I towld her I didn’t do it. She was veery crabbee. It got wurse wen she fownd big hole in ruuf ware parts uf
Tree fell. Now she is even moor crabbee -- but not at me, thank goodness.

Nyce gi called “ruufer” cums an tells mommee “big job!” Lots of monee. Mommee not happee camper but he pets me and sez I am good, so he seems oh-kay to me. Mommee sighs a lot, but says yes to new roof. Tels me no more gud-boi bonees for a long tyme beecuz nu roof costs lots. WHAT???? Foreget nu roof.

I thot she lisened tu me. But then, awl these men showed up. Mommee tride tu tel me they were buzzard cachers. They made lots of noyse up there. The furst day, it wasn’t too bad. But I was glad wen they went away.

On nex day, they cayme back. With shooters! Lotz of men with shooters! I tried to tell my mommie to take cuver beecuz we were under attak and Thayer waz nuthin I cud du.

That wuz the scaree part -- nuthin I cud du. I’m supposed to du stuf when scaree things cum r way -- lyke buzzards and furree things and red burds, and garbage truks. But theze men with shooters were on my hous and I cud no see them and they were shooting. I started shaking reely bad so my mommee tuk me aut syd ware I cud see the shooters.

Hey, folks out thare, learn it -- sumtymes, thare iz nuthin you can du. An you hav to hav a mommee wu noze itz oh-kay eeven tho it duznt seem oh-kay. She’s a prittee good mom!


laska th luv kitee said...

iz vary skayree shooterz - i doent lyk them tu. u r smart fore dogz. and cora iz lukee tu hav u. i hav speshul watur fowntin beeckuz i am cat an cn fawl intu big watur dish. u r nise dawg - eet and sleep.

Andrea Dawn said...

Dear Buster, I hope you get a 'gud-boi bone' for this . . . it was a very good post. And you are right, sometimes we just have to trust that it will be okay.

dsblanchard said...

Dear Buster,

You are almost the luckiest dog alive to have the mommy you do. I would love to have a mommy like you have. My dogs, however, ARE the luckiest because they have the best mommy. I have a certificate dated May 8, 2011 that named me Best Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I don't know if your mommy was in the competition or not, but I got it.

I know the feeling of not being able to do anything about some things, especially when what is beyond your control is affecting you. (No "gud-boi bones"?) You just have to trust your mommy because you know she's been good to you in the past.

Good post, Buster!

PS Your mommy loves you a lot, she told me so.

Debra said...

hoooonnnnnkkk! From a goose up north. We can spell better than dofs. I mean dogs. We are smarter than dogs.
But we sorta like dogs-we have one too. I think you'd like her- but she's older than you. She will send you her bones. You can't have our corn.
Mom said to tell you that the ostrich egg is hollow, but the farm where it came from does have real ostriches on it and they are bigger than us-so we'll be very good geese.
Love, Titus and Sam Houston....

thefisherlady said...

I have a cup that says I'm the best Mommy too... maybe a playoff Canadian/ USA
On Thursdays all the moms that come with puppies and/or babies take turns using my special cup because somehow they all think the title has been given to them too... Gosh I am so glad dogs wag their tails for all of us <3
yay Buster!

Lea said...

Oh Bustah.. she IS a prittee gut Mum!
Girl,you had better turn loose of some pizza bones for that good ole boy. So sorry bout your roof!
Did th' shooters do gut jobe?

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GrammaGrits said...

Too cute! Sorry about having to have a new roof.

ByLightOfMoon said...

Cora and Buster,

I love your posting and it is incredible how I could read it so well. I must know dog talk also; well I do have two Golden Retriever's, Emma and Bailey!

You and your mommy have a fabulous bond and Dog's DO rule!

Love, Cyndi

Kristin Bridgman said...

Oh Buster, you have SUCH a good mommie! I'm having to write you because my doggie went to doggie heaven and I've been very sad! But I have lots of special memories. Make lots of special memories with your mommie. . .and please don't be scared. The Lord watches over all His creatures. I hope you write again!

nancy huggins said...

Thats my Buddy since day one when he came to live with his mommie. I know he takes good care of her and loves her even when she is crabby.
Don't worry Buster..Your Aunt Nancy and Maggie and Calli and Bianca and Annie will share Cookies with a special guy like you..we all love you just like Mommie does :)

KathyB. said...

Buster, you do have a good Mommy, and a NEW roof! You and Mommy will stay nice & dry when the rains come.

Buster, I live with 3 yellow Labradors and I must say, you Labs are the best, really! I bet you get some doggie treats anyway, all good Mommies find a way to give their loved ones treats.~

mellmo said...

You are too funny!!! LOL

Loved this post. :)

LindaSueBuhl said...

Bless his heart - he works SO hard for you Cora - and even writes for you - he is a gud-boi - he should get a pizza bone like my dog likes (chunk of pizza crust according to a character in a Randy Alcorn book - he gave his dog pizza bones)

Tammy@Simple Southern Happiness said...

I am amazed at how good you are at typing, I hope you can show my parrots one day. They have so much to say but mommy does not understand.

You are a good boy to take care of your mom.

I see a big fat juicy steak in your future.

I know having a house is a blessing but sometimes the repairs hit all at once and it gets daunting. Prices on repairs have gone up but the housing prices have gone down. Not fare..

Debra said...

Hello my friend-
Just wanted to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving, and tell you I think of you often. I miss you.
I love you.

Eggs In My Pocket said...

Very good post Buster! Just dropped by to wish you and your Mommy a happy Thanksgivng! blessings,Kathleen

Denise said...

Now that is cute! I thought I was on the wrong blog for a minute... Happy Thanksgiving my friend.....

Craig said...

Cora - I'm a little worried - where have you been - are you ok - you should come over and comment - or email me

I worry - sorry

tell me what's up my friend :)

Debra said...

Cora-You keep popping into my head and I am worried too. I do understand taking a blog break, or just hiding out for a while from everyone-BUT, can you please give those of us who love you a little hint....Please take care my friend.
Love, Debra

Vicky said...

Coming to check on you Cora, just like everyone else! I pray you are well- you leave a big void when you aren't present in the blogging world. Thinking of you!!

Denise said...

Thinking of you and wondering where you are? Sending lots of hugs!

Eggs In My Pocket said...

Just wanted to drop by to wish you a Merry Christmas. blessings,Kathleen

Craig said...

I see nothing new – and that's okay – as long as YOU'RE okay. I miss you around my parts of the inter-webs. I hope all the medical stuff is behind – and spiritually you're okay – and give Buster a hug for me. God bless you Cora.

Debra said...

I love you. Miss you.