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Saturday, November 15, 2008

How to Give a Cat a Bath!

For all you cat lovers, please read all the way down to the end!!!!! I just couldn't help but post this!!!!! I needed a good laugh today!


Toilet Cleaning Instructions


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse."

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Sincerely,
The Dog

15 comments:

Cora said...

Oh my goodness, this is hilarious! (I'm a doggie-lover, can you tell?).

And how nice to stumble upon someone with the same first name! It's a rarity.

Have a great day, Cora (now, really, how often do I get to say that?! :-))

Linda said...

Too funny!! Laughter is the best medicine so I am glad you could laugh at this !! Hugs, Linda

Nicole said...

That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. Even though I am a cat lover I can get the humor in this too. :)

Lea of Farmhouse Blessings said...

Oh, Cora, that is so funny! LOL Poor kitty ~ hilarious pup. I bet Buster put you up to this post.

Smiles,
Lea

Shannon said...

Thanks for the chuckle Cora :0) That was too funny! I hope all is well!
Many Blessings,
Shannon

This simple Life said...

I'm a cat lover and it's still funny to me. Although I'm not loving them all that much lately. Darn fur balls can be so Bad and still wrap themselves around your heart. Quoted from you.

The Shabby Secret Garden said...

heeheehaaahaahooohoooo

Good to hear you laughing Cora!
You've been in my heart and prayers... so to see you'd written again just made my day.
Love Lea

papel1 said...

My cat likes to peak into the toilet. If only he knew what could happen to him he would run.
Judy

Kathy said...

This is beyond funny! I can just see my dogs doing it!

Wanita said...

That is so funny. We used to have a cat, and it's still funny!

Thanks for a good laugh.

Blessings,
Wanita

Toni said...

Cora,
I can always count on yu to make me smile!!This post was very funny!!
Also,that`s fantastic news about your tumor almost being gone!!!
I`ll continue o pray for physical and spiritual strength as you continue these treatments.
Thanks so uch for your sweet comment on my blog!I`ve haven`t been stopping by logs as often as I used to either. Just really buisy these days!Well,
I hope you are having a blessed Lords day and not feeling too nausiated.Take care!Love and blessings,Toni

Toni said...

Cora,
I can always count on yu to make me smile!!This post was very funny!!
Also,that`s fantastic news about your tumor almost being gone!!!
I`ll continue o pray for physical and spiritual strength as you continue these treatments.
Thanks so uch for your sweet comment on my blog!I`ve haven`t been stopping by logs as often as I used to either. Just really buisy these days!Well,
I hope you are having a blessed Lords day and not feeling too nausiated.Take care!Love and blessings,Toni

Julie said...

Ohhhh, that is soooooooooo funny. I had to show my husband, and we laughed until we cried. We have a dog, and I know if she could, she would write a letter just like that!! Thanks for the great laugh. Julie

Brenda said...

Cora, Thank you so much for the good laugh. I was sitting here reading this while holding my cat! I was laughing so hard she was bouncing around! I really need this! thanks again,Brenda

Eowyn said...

I laughed so hard, I'm crying....

Thank you! I really needed this today. God bless you.